Saturday, March 10, 2012

Happy DST from Candlemass

Candlemass just swept into my room and started detaching everything electronic from the walls, possibly in hopes that if he did, I wouldn't stay awake for too much longer. He told me that tonight (daylight savings time) is a night best meant for sleep, and I should be getting it. I don't think he realizes that my computer can run on a battery for a while, but that's okay. He made sure I was in bed before he left again, saying he had some follow up to do for his last mission.

He left me some "dream oil" in a very attractive blue glass decanter, and told me it would give me sweet dreams.

So, sweet dreams, everyone, and happy DST.

28 comments:

  1. Hey Nike, it's S. Get back to me asap will you? I have some stuff I've needed to share with you.

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  2. I require more Candlemass.

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  3. Life seems lonelier without Candlemass...

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  4. Holy crap, are you okay? It's been a couple weeks now...

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  5. SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS OP where in the damned world are you?!

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  6. If Candlemass becomes a distant memory for me, I will become a very very sad anon.

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  7. What if the "dream oil" was poison...or made her lose her memory? Candlemass didn't like Op recording what he was doing and posting on the Internet anyway

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    1. OH SHI-

      wait...no.... I don't want to believe it.
      It can't be.
      I LOVED THIS SO MUCH!!!
      D:

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  8. It's been well over a month already...

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  9. I'm waiting for the summer solstice. Anyone else agree?

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  10. I'm thinking Candlemass took her from our dimension.

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  11. In memoriam of Nikeathena:
    She had many wonderful tales to tell us and she will be very, dearly missed.
    Sleep well daughter of the moon.
    Love, Julian.

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  12. Is it possible someone can e-mail her and tell her either to 1) UPDATE WITH MORE CANDLEMASS or 2) Update with news that she'll never post again.

    Please, guys.

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  13. I bet she's dead. Anyone disagree?

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  14. She was faking this entire time. I've heard rumors all over that she even admitted to it. Let's stop feeding this attention, it's been well over a sufficient amount of time for us to see that she's lost interest in the peanut gallery.

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    1. Where's your proof, man? I won't believe you until she at least leaves a little post. Jesus, it's not that hard to do.

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  15. A little post is all the proof you need from her to prove that her story was true? Then why isn't my little post enough proof to show you that her story wasn't true?

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  16. IDGAF IF ITS TRUE OR NOT. I JUST WANT A STORY TO READ DURING THE DAYTIME.

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  17. Hmmm... I wish this was still going, fake or not, I enjoyed the tale...

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  18. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted...
    SEE YA ROUND GUYS!

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  19. I want to contact OP because I really want to make this into a story. It's been years...

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